.. THREE DAYS AGO (in the doctor's office, not at the airport)
Nurse: Are you overweight . Nurse said ... well ... at close range.
Me: ¿¿¿Excuse me ????? asked back to reality also at gunpoint.
Enf.: Your body mass index exceeds 24 Do you see here? . I said pointing the little screen that to you to pa ra. It is as if he were shielding the gossip that "do not tell me what he says and I do not lie"
Me: Yes, I see, 24.2
Enf.: For this reason, overweight. and showed me a scale as I explained succinctly: normal 20 to 24, then 24 ... overweight. And can you get off the scale.
I (Pensamento): Overweight ... Overweight ¿¿?? It is here that the ass (which I know is not small) in Europe is not so bad. Shit to what wags!
and pulls ... I started to make plans. Okay, I get on the bike the gym one day if, one day, then every other day and I got on the tape and pulling, walking at least an hour. Again try to take away the bread ... and how I like me that jamoncete I have brought my mother's house without a toast with oil? Well, bah ... Reduce dose
... TWO DAYS AGO (office)
Ellen (my favorite Korean office partner and sharer of sweets): Korean Want a cookie?
I (clinging to my taper plant): not
Ellen: But if you liked these right?
I (clinging to my taper plant): Sip ...
Ellen: have a bit of vanilla
I (clinging to my taper plant): Yap ...
Ellen: What you caught there?
Me: A plant taper. A baked potato and a cucumber sad.
Ellen: ¿¿¿¿¿?????
Me: I have soprepeso
Ellen: But that can not be, in many cultures depend more on how you feel and how one is ......
I: Ellen thanks ... but ... nop '(
... YESTERDAY (in the office after eating a boiled egg and cucumber sad)
Annette (German partner wanting weekend): You have something to do now??
Ellen and I at the computer with headphones on: Not really ... Why? Annette
: Today I made the presentation on wine culture in the classroom. She explains taking 5 bottles of the bag. Yes, five, one, two, three, four, five. The kids did not drink much, so ...
I (quitadita helmets and well attentive) Sírvamonos . I say opening one of the binders full of plastic cups;) Yes, I repeat, opening one of filing cabinets full of plastic cups
Annette: I have some potatoes also here to accompany ...
I (Pensamento): Well, I worry about being overweight on Monday, also today I have a Mexican dinner and tomorrow you have to eat moon cake
CHEEEEEERS!
If the overweight is to share cookies with the compilation and a glass of wine with more compis ... Long live the soprepeso Yum Yum Yum (Holy Husband said eating a piece of omelette without giving more importance to my story)
Sea!
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