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Hong Kong. Customer Service and Latin American Films

My Blessed Husband "volunteered" to wait at home for home delivery of a table that we bought at IKEA. What is the great customer service in this part of the planet is that lets you bowlegged, especially when you're used to having to wait 3 days a plumber for leaking (Madrid last 5 years) and take 2 weeks to cover a hole in the ceiling of the kitchen from which you could see the kitchen from the second (Madrid for 5 years and 2 weeks)

In IKEA we were told that the table would be cast from 2pm to 6pm the day in question and actually at 5:30 they called my Husband:

Machaca 1: Chin Chan Chin Chan laaa?
Husband: Ngoe, Chan Chin Chan lorrr Inglés? Machaca
1: Pepe Chang Chun Chun Chau!
...
...
... Pepe
Chang: You home?
Husband: Yes
Pepe Chang: Thirty minutes. Do not move
Clink! Step

translate the dialogue:

Machaca 1: Is the master of the house?
Husband: Sorry, you speak English? Machaca
1: Oyeee! Tip Pepe Chang, that speaks English!!
...
...
... Pepe
Chang: Is the master of the house?
Husband: Yes (Blunt)
Pepe Chang: In 30 minutes we have at home. Do not move
Clink! (Hung)

Before the six was riding my Blessed Husband "voluntarily" IKEA table after understood by phone in a great Chinglish or you call it as you want. The table?

beautiful